An Ode to Too Tight Shorts
Oh, say can you see his butt in those shorts?
What a wedgie he has, it is quite distracting
Its creeping so far that it must feel like fire
O’er the bleachers we watched as it crept slowly higher
And the sneakers squeak louder as he limps to the side
‘Cause its gotten so bad that he cant even walk.
Oh, say does that wedgie yet pain him so
O’er the hard metal bleachers and the sweaty gym floor?
